Seme/Uke

You are a Opportunist Seme!
Preying on the clueless is what you're all about. You really don't intend to hurt anyone, but if a bit of harmless manipulation can get you what you want, you're not beyond taking a little advantage of someone, which you figure is an even exchange for your companionship anyway. Not one for lots of drama, you are best paired with the Clueless Uke, who will appreciate your attention and never bat an eye at your slightly sneaky ways.
Most compatible with: Clueless Uke, Innocent Uke
Least compatible with: Badass Uke
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Lol... Maybe I shouldn't have touched this... But hey, I was bored...

You are a Clueless Uke!
Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.
Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't F@#$ With Me Seme
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at  SemeUke.com, or get  yaoi merchandise..

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I'm oblivious to love lol  
Truth is i came back to this thread just to take this quiz. =w=

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<p><b>You are a Badass Uke!</b><br>
Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't F@#$ With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.<p>
<b>Most compatible with:</b> Don't F@#$ With Me Seme, Chibi Seme<br>
<b>Least compatible with:</b> Sadistic Seme, Romantic Seme<p>
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Well, I guess I'm the most clueless badass uke ever lol

You are a Badass Uke
Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't F@#$ With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.
Most compatible with: Don't F@#$ With Me Seme, Chibi Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Romantic Seme
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or get  yaoi merchandise..

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Oh, hey. Quite an accurate result. I'm impressed.  My lover is probably a chibi seme, haha.

Forever a seme.

You are a Don't F@#$ With Me Seme!Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, it takes a special breed of uke to satisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits, and then be able to take your intense reactions, which possibly involves rope and sensual torture. This is what makes the Badass Uke the yin for your yang, as you're the only one able to put them in line and satisfy each other. 
Most compatible with: Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke, Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke
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You are a Clueless Uke!
Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.
Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't F@#$ With Me Seme
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at  SemeUke.com, or get  yaoi merchandise..


LOL AHAHAHAHAHHA XIN AND I AREN'T COMPATIBLE :c

You are a Sadistic Seme!
It takes a special kind of uke to appreciate the punishment you dish out. Making them beg for mercy is what you're all about. You give your uke the gift of pain, and the louder their moans are, the more satisfied with the relationship you'll be. It's no fun if they don't struggle, and struggle and torture is what the Dramatic Uke, your perfect match, lives for.
Most compatible with: Dramatic Uke
Least compatible with: Everyone else
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or get yaoi merchandise..

Razzy wrote:I admit that Kitoku is my seme and I am the uke 8DD xD

Love you <3 :]

Omg I got scared when I saw this XD

But then I realized this was from 2010 so I'm safe PHEW

OMG me too, I was like WHAT THE HELL I just joined this forum, nobody knows me! O__o. 

But I have to admit that I'm a suke ¬ v - ♥♥♥ too lazy somethimes to make the first move.

You are a Clueless Uke!
Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.
Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't F@#$ With Me Seme

I GET THIS RESULT EVERY TIME I TAKE THIS TEST IT'S BEEN YEARS AND I'M STILL CLUELESS
I was expecting something that would express my extreme M this time around-

We just took the test for the lolz.


You are a Badass Uke
Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't F@#$ With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.
Most compatible with: Don't F@#$ With Me Seme, Chibi Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Romantic Seme

One of the easiest uke to recognize by sight. Your flamboyantly gay behavior makes it easy for seme to prey upon you, and that is exactly what you want, and you usually have a few tricks up your sleeve as well. You most often have colored hair, designer clothes, and eyes that are constantly roaming, searching for the perfect partner. You are best paired with the Chibi Seme, who will rise to your challenge with their mischievous nature.
Most compatible with:Chibi Seme
Least compatible with:Sadistic Seme, Opportunist Seme

Hey wait i just knew about this post! I am so embarrassed i was mentioned here >/////< what ish happening?
And this started 5 years agoo orz

LOL I love how most of you fell for the BB Code. xD

Omagah am i that naive XC

wth


You are a Sadistic Seme!
It takes a special kind of uke to appreciate the punishment you dish out. Making them beg for mercy is what you're all about. You give your uke the gift of pain, and the louder their moans are, the more satisfied with the relationship you'll be. It's no fun if they don't struggle, and struggle and torture is what the Dramatic Uke, your perfect match, lives for.

Most compatible with: Dramatic Uke
Least compatible with: Everyone else

Bananako77 wrote:wth


You are a Sadistic Seme!
It takes a special kind of uke to appreciate the punishment you dish out. Making them beg for mercy is what you're all about. You give your uke the gift of pain, and the louder their moans are, the more satisfied with the relationship you'll be. It's no fun if they don't struggle, and struggle and torture is what the Dramatic Uke, your perfect match, lives for.

Most compatible with: Dramatic Uke
Least compatible with: Everyone else

 It's true, though. XD

You are a Opportunist Seme!
Preying on the clueless is what you're all about. You really don't intend to hurt anyone, but if a bit of harmless manipulation can get you what you want, you're not beyond taking a little advantage of someone, which you figure is an even exchange for your companionship anyway. Not one for lots of drama, you are best paired with the Clueless Uke, who will appreciate your attention and never bat an eye at your slightly sneaky ways.
Most compatible with: Clueless Uke, Innocent Uke
Least compatible with: Badass Uke

OMG just saw the first page of this and I'm mindblown XD
Love you guys so much XDDD hahahah If you wanna sing with me someday I will totaly accept it hahahahhaah XDDD OMFG XDD
Edit1: Oh no you weren't talking about me I feel stupid now XD